Jenna Bush's Wedding Day: May 10, 2008 (and more recent events)

Copyright © 2008-2009 Timothy Horrigan

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Extra! [August 30, 2009]

Jenna Bush now has a new job, as a correspondent on the NBC Today Show. You can read more on my main Bush Twins page, whose URL is:


Extra! [July 21-23, 2009]

Jenna & Barbara Bush stayed out of the news for a while— until a investigative journalist named Ronald Kessler put out a book entitled: In the President's Secret Service: Behind the Scenes with Agents in the Line of Fire and the Presidents They Protect which dealt extensively with Jenna & Barbara's antics while serving as First Daughters. The revelations about the Twins in the book (which I have not read yet) don't seem too shocking: they were spirited young women who sometimes rebelled against being followed around by the cops all the time. There was one juicy tidbit about Jenna's now-husband Henry Chase Hager: let's just say that Kessler says Hager has a few substance-abuse issues. One shocking— shocking, I tell ya, shocking!!— revelation about a previous administration is that Spiro Agnew— yes, that's right, Spiro Agnew!— had extramarital affairs while serving as Nixon's Vice President!

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My site got a huge number of hits, beginning on the afternoon of July 20, 2009— almost all of them landing on this page. I have other pages about the Bush Twins, including:

The sudden upsurge in hits was probably not caused by the July 20 announcement that Jenna is chairing the new Unicef Next Generation Steering Committee, whose motto is "Be a her0 for zer0!". (Barbara Bush is also a member of this group.)

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I certainly did not notice any extra hits which could be directly attributed to this July 21st late-afternoon tweet from UNICEF USA's Twitter account, announcing her July 22 appearance on ABC Good Morning America:

 Jenna appeared as scheduled on Good Morning America on Wednesday July 22 for a mutually obsequious "softball" interview with Diane Sawyer. (There was apparently no spike in my site's web traffic as a result of this apearance. ) Kessler's book was not mentioned.

Sawyer stuck to the subject of the interview, which was UNICEF, although she did ask at the end about Jenna's parents. W. and Laura are not under arrest: they are living in Texas and enjoying life.

During the interview, Jenna shows off some strange-looking powdery stuff called "Sprinkles" which superficially resemble crystal meth but are a vitamin and mineral supplement for Third World children which UNICEF is distributing. ("Project Sprinkles" seems well-intentioned to me, but I think in the long run it would be better to find a way to feed the kids real food.) The URL for the GMA segment (warning: the video will have ads attached to it —and it may vanish at any moment) is:

The next day, UNICEF issued a press release about Jenna's work and about her funraising efforts:


Extra! [April 27, 2009]

Jenna Bush Hager has been keeping out of the news for the most part in recent months, although there was a brief ruckus in March 2009 in Baltimore when her Secret Service contingent's van was towed for numerous unpaid parking tickets. The mere fact that she even still had a Secret Service contingent was newsworthy. Adult children of ex-Presidents no longer get Secret Service protection— unless the current President orders it. It is unclear which President signed the order, Bush or Obama.

She and her new husband are marking a key point in their marriage on April 15th by filing their first joint tax return and their first anniversary is on May 10th.

The institution of marriage has been in the news a lot lately. My home state of New Hampshire (and its neighbor to the west, Vermont), has been considering making gay marriage legal. I am all for that, even though I personally am not planning on getting married anytime soon.

Extra! [January 20, 2009]

I am not sure why I am bothering to keep this page up. Jenna Bush was not very relevant when her father was President and she is even less relevant now. But there is some interest in her wedding anyway. And I seem to have become the definitive source for info on her wedding even though if you look at the rest of my web site (which very few of you will bother to do) you will see how ironic that is. I do still have another Bush Twins page, by the way, which leads to a few other relevant pages which are still up and running:




Jenna Bush's Wedding Day: May 10, 2008

Copyright © 2008-2009 Timothy Horrigan

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Jenna Bush's wedding day came at a time when Emperor Bush's subjects were short of bread (in every sense of the word "bread") and she refused to put on a circus (although the security precautions— and the wedding itself— were highly expensive.) The groom is one Henry Chase Hager, who seems like a decent enough fellow, even if he does use too much hairspray and even if he did work for Karl Rove for a long time.

Jenna is ostensibly a deeply private person: however, before and after the wedding she crisscrossed the country promoting her own book Ana's Story: A Journey of Hope and a picture book she co-wrote with her mother the First Lady, Read All About It!

It was a wedding of the sort which liberal couples often put on: strenuously casual, held at an gratuitously inconvenient venue (the President's ranch is in a remote area of South Central Texas and the Jenna in fact actually grew up in Austin), and it was be linked to irrelevant causes (in this case, wildflowers and literacy) which are supposed to be of special significance to the couple.


The literacy may seem ironic because Bush II is a man of limited book learnin'- but the bride and her mother are both elementary reading teachers.


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The wildflowers were the theme of the wedding. Apparently, Laura Bush kept herself busy all these years by planting wildflowers on the ranch in Crawford. The dresses for the "house party" (i..e., what folks in the other 49 states would refer to as the "bridesmaids") are also wildflower-colored. (In Texas, the "bridesmaid" is what non-Texans would refer to by the term "maid of honor." Jenna's bridesmaid was the other twin, Barbara.) The designer Lela Rose released the following sketch of some of the house party dresses:

So, if you are looking for photos of Jenna Bush's bridesmaids' dresses, they do not exist. Well, the photos undoubtedly exist somewhere in the archives, but they haven't been declassified yet. Happily, there are plenty of declassified photos of Jenna's white embroidered organza wedding gown with matte beading by Oscar de la Renta:

The ceremony was held beside the pond at the Bush family ranch, which has since been put up for sale. The officiant was a longtime Bush family friend, Rev. Kirbyjon H. Caldwell of the Windsor Village United Methodist Church in Houston- who ironically is a Barack Obama supporter. The father-daughter dance at the reception was the old Joe Cocker song "You Are So Beautiful" performed by the Tyrone Smith Revue. The couples first dance was Taj Mahal's "Lovin' in My Baby's Eyes. " ("Tyrone "Super T" Smith heads a wedding band with a 70s funk and blues flavor to it.)

The weather was fine in Crawford, even though there were severe thunderstorms not far away in the Temple area (which is where most of the guests are staying.) The ceremony was performed in front of a limestone altar with a attached three-ton cross which Bush II designed himself. No word on whether he and Vice President Cheney would be using it for any ceremonials of a somewhat more esoteric nature at some point in the future. The reception was held under tents set up for the occasion.


The guests were bussed in from an undisclosed location:

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Actually, it was not undisclosed. The rehearsal dinner actually and other pre-wedding day celebrations actually took place over 50 miles away in the pre-Civil War town of Salado,Texas at the Stagecoach Inn:

  • May 10 Associated Press story, beginning "So close and yet so far: Tiny Crawford is sort of like a bridesmaid at arm's length from Jenna Bush's wedding Saturday."





Here are my favorites from the released pictures.

These are all official White House photos (although I tweaked the color settings, etc.) There are unlikely to be any unofficial photos because all cellphones and cameras were confiscated before the guests were allowed to go to the events. The guests were family and friends: the highest ranking politicians (aside from the two President George Bushes) were Jenna's Uncle Jeb and Henry's mentor Karl Rove. The officiant at the lakeside ceremony (held in fromt of a spooky limestone cross) was a minister from Houston named Pastor Kirbyjon Caldwell, who is an old family friend.

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The bride in her Oscar de la Renta wedding gown. The pre-wedding news reports invariably described the gown as "highly structured." It doesn't seem all that structured to me, although I am sure the undergarments were elaborate. A lovely gown for a lovely bride. (Hey! It's not her fault her father is the worst President in American history.)


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No caption needed. You know who these people are.

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The point of no return.

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The Bush Family

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The newlyweds and their parents.

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The sun sets on the Bush Regime, but it rises for the couple's life together.

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Cutting the cake which is leaning slightly to the right (or is it to the left? It is leaning to the bride and groom's left.)



Here are a couple of pictures which have surfaced from the preparations for the wedding:

The Bush Twins at Jenna's bachelorette party

Barbara and Jenna at Jenna's bachelorette party; Austin, May 7, 2008

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Emperor Bush II practices on the South Lawn of the White House for his Walk Down the Aisle; May 9, 2008




       


Jenna and Barbara and Jenna's hen party

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Although the liberal media like to paint young Republicans as stodgy and unfashionable. Henry and Jenna are way more hip than that boring old Chelsea Clinton— as proven by these next two pictures.

Here is Sir Henry in Boston with his ex-boss Karl Rove and other friends. The red Speedos represent the fact that the Republicans aren't counting any state as being "Blue"— not even the Bluest of all states, Massachusetts.

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Henry Hager, Karl Rove & friends in Boston; December 2007. Even though they are wearing Speedos outdoors in the winter, that does not mean they believe in Global Warming!

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And here is Jenna with her close friend John Waters, the film-maker and author who is now her neighbor in Baltimore:

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Jenna with John Waters;April 1, 2008


       


Jenna Hager dancing with Henry Hager


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Jenna and Barbara and Jenna's hen party

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