This is something which was going around the web five Christmas seasons ago. This would have been when the US Supreme Court voted 5-4 to
select George W. Bush as President of the United States.
The theft of the 2004 election was accomplished much more cleanly: the vote counts were fictitious, but Bush II's numbers were definitely higher than Kerry's!
Twelve Days of The Election
On the first day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
An Overseas Absentee
On the second day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee
On the third day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee
On the fourth day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee
On the fifth day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee
On the sixth day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
6 Gores a Jogging
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee
On the seventh day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
7 Dubyas Waving
6 Gores a Jogging
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee
On the eighth day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
8 Naders Nading
7 Dubyas Waving
6 Gores a Jogging
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee
On the ninth day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
9 Partisans Yelling
8 Naders Nading
7 Dubyas Waving
6 Gores a Jogging
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee
On the tenth day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
10 Networks Nattering
9 Partisans Yelling
8 Naders Nading
7 Dubyas Waving
6 Gores a Jogging
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee
On the eleventh day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
11 Counties Counting
10 Networks Nattering
9 Partisans Yelling
8 Naders Nading
7 Dubyas Waving
6 Gores a Jogging
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee
On the first day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
12 Missing Ballots
11 Counties Counting
10 Networks Nattering
9 Partisans Yelling
8 Naders Nading
7 Dubyas Waving
6 Gores a Jogging
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee
See Also: Martha Stewart's 1996 Holiday Schedule!
